…just so you can see how Bradley Beach’s hobby-horses compare to Ocean Township’s.

I like dinosaurs! I used to, anyway. I collected all kinds of plastic figurines and had all kinds of books and I could tell you anything you wanted to know–except HOW THEY ALL DIED.

(That was back in the day when the meteor theory held as much water as the overpopulation theory and the Dinosaur Version of the Black Plague theory.)