NO NO NO

Boardwalks and beaches have a zillion silly rules.

Asbury Park, shown above:
Welcome to Asbury Park boardwalk and beaches
For your safety and pleasure please follow these rules and regulations:

NO

    Rollerblades
    Skateboards
    Dogs or other animals
    Bicycle riding 12 noon-6 AM
    Alcohol permitted east of Ocean Ave.

Please swim only in designated areas when lifeguards are on duty

I love how alcohol is permitted WEST of Ocean Ave. In all fairness, east of Ocean Avenue pretty much is the beach.

Here are MORE Jersey Shore boardwalk “no” signs!
from 10AM-3AM
Ocean Grove, sign one:

NO bicycles on boardwalk

except 3AM-10AM

Neptune Twp Ord. 1120
Strictly enforced by Neptune Twp. Police

Because, y’know, I love to go out riding my bike at THREE IN THE MORNING.

from May through October
Ocean Grove, sign two:

No dogs permitted on beach or boardwalk
May 1-Oct. 1
Ocean Grove Camp Meeting Association

Sea Girt beach sign
Sea Girt:
“[handwritten] No ball playing, frisbee, or kite flying
No dogs on boardwalk or beach
No bicycles surfboards, skateboards, or rollerskates on boardwalk
No consumption or possession of alcoholic beverages in public
No sleeping on beach from 5PM to 9AM
Bicycles permitted on boardwalk from 5AM to 10AM only
No one admitted to beach without a beach badge
No beach fires or picnic parties
No food allowed on beach
Bathing permitted in protected areas only

…No food allowed on beach?! A day at the beach with no food? Are they serious?

Now, all these signs are shown in the spirit of DAILY CITY PHOTO THEME DAY, which, for July, is “NO” signs! Click here to view thumbnails for all participants, or visit their pages:

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